My Apologies to Mr. 18th St

If I could explain the joy I feel right now...

Certain situation is life put an explanation point behind just how fabulous you really are. I experienced such a situation a few moments ago, and I tip my hat to the sucker who paid it forward.

Over the weekend I was in DC for the inauguration festivities. No, I didn't have tickets to anything, but my golly I was there and my presence was felt in the atmosphere. Anyway, being a former DC transplant we went to one of my fav hangout spots, 18th street lounge.

While there, I met a guy, who was part of the help staff, but he seemed cool and he was decent,so whatever. We flirted a bit, exchanged contact info at the end of the night. Everything was cool at this point until this fool said "Don't call me unless you packing a bag and coming over".Skirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , at this point I stopped listening, as I was no longer interested and I didn't have the energy to read a fool.

Fast forward and to expedite this story, my friend ended up conversing with one of his friends, as the three of us departed the club. My girl and I were talking about the night and I told her I wasn't interested in dude and wouldn't be calling based off his last statement. No one dictates what I am supposed to do in any facet of my life.

So, apparently, his friend told him i called him aggressive, I recall I used abrasive, but whatever. I firmly believe in not saying anything you don't want repeated, so that didn't matter much. Three days later he's texting me like I should of been a woman and told him how I felt, and he wasn't into me anyway, and going on and on and on. My swagger is on Mic Jagger right now. You never tell someone you pressed that they didn't get up with you, unless you want them to feel like they're the sh*t, que the Kanye West Remix to the I'm the ish right now....

So, Richard from 18th Street Lounge, Thanks! You have truly made me smile. No wonder my fab friend Kenny pushed you that night :).

As the gays would say...I bet your ***** is sitting right now!!!! Perched.

Smooches

A Tad Bit Awkward

That AWKARD moment when u run into that fine coworker out in the real world and you lean in for a hug..."self what the heck are you thinking..."y'all don't roll like that...

For some reason I believe I'm one of the smartest fools alive. It's like I do things without consulting the smart portion of my brain so I'm stuck looking rather foolish...but always fly...

Just a tidbit for you to ponder while sipping your daily chai tea... 

As soon as I catch up on some sleeps I will report on the fun times and mishaps during inaugural weekend....

Happy New Zumba

It's the new year, and while I haven't made any resolutions I am trying to finally remove all the back fat from my body. Theres just no point to back breasts, I'm just saying, it's like they're  always in the way and folks think they are handle bars, its just too much, but i digress. I am not a person who likes exercise, and you will never hear me utter the words  "this is a lifestyle change", its just not in me, my life consists of traveling, working, drinking good wine, hanging with my folks and just enjoying whatever state I find myself in. 

With that being said I am beginning to notice that I am kinda addicted to Zumba. I know what you're thinking, you just said you weren't going to become one of those exercise people, and I swear I'm not, again it's not in my DNA. However, I am noticing an addiction to Zumba..not because its a great workout, or the results are amazing or it's the best way I can spend my lunch hour without maxing my credit cards(granted all of the above are true). But its something else that drives me to this class, particularly on Tuesdays and Fridays at 12:15...

Hi, my name is Prissi and I am addicted to Zumba because I like battling this one particular girl in the class. Now I'm not sure if she really battles me back,  but i am in it to win it and out exercise this chick each and every class and at each and every hip thrust, shoulder shimmy, and pop and drop it you can name. I'm not sure if anyone is aware, but it's like her and I are auditioning for a Luke Skywalker early 90'svideo and I am determined to be victorious...

Yeah something may be wrong with me, but as all the down chicks will attest, I keeps it's real ;) 

P Chic